对不起没图，你自己排版吧~sorry~~~~

Amanwashitbyacabinthestreet.Hewasbroughttothehospital.Hiswifewhowasstandingupbyhisbed,saidtothedoctor:Ithinkthatheisveryill.Iamafraidthatheisdead.saidthedoctor,

Hearingthis,themanmovedhisheadandsaid:I'mnotdead.I'mstillalive.Bequiet,saidthewife.thedoctorknowsbetterthanyou!

一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:我想他伤得很厉害.医生说:我怕他已经死了.听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:我没死,我还活着.妻子说:安静,医生比你懂得多.

Whenwereachthestation,thatwillbeit!wecry.WhenI'm18.WhenIbuyanew450SLMercedesBenz!WhenIputthelastkidthroughcollege.WhenIhavepaidoffthemortgage!WhenIgetapromotion.WhenIreachtheageofretirement,Ishalllivehappilyeverafter!Soonerorlater,wemustrealizethereisnostation,nooneplacetoarriveatonceandforall.Thetruejoyoflifeisthetrip.Thestationisonlyadream.Itconstantlyoutdistancesus.

Relishthemomentisagoodmotto,especiallywhencoupledwithPsalm118：24：ThisisthedaywhichtheLordhathmade；wewillrejoiceandbegladinit.Itisn'ttheburdensoftodaythatdrivemenmad.Itistheregretsoveryesterdayandthefearoftomorrow.Regretandfeararetwinthieveswhorobusoftoday.

Sostoppacingtheaislesandcountingthemiles.Instead,climbmoremountains,eatmoreicecream,gobarefootmoreoften,swimmorerivers,watchmoresunsets,laughmore,cryless.Lifemustbelivedaswegoalong.Thestationwillcomesoonenough.

Itwasthere!

ItisSportDay.Allthestudentareveryexcited.SuHaiandSuYangarewatchingtherunningrace.SuHaiwantstotakesomephotos.Sheis……

I'veJustBittenMyTongue

Arewepoisonous?theyoungsnakeaskedhismother.

Yes,dear,shereplied-Whydoyouask?

CauseI'vejustbittenmytongue!

我刚咬破自己的舌头

“我们有毒吗？”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。

“是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么？”

“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”

(1)Therat-catchercan'tcatchcaughtrats.

(2〕Sixsillysisterssellsilktosixsicklyseniorcitizens.

（绕口令）

Itwasthefirstdayofoursummerholiday.Allofuswereveryhappy.Why?Becausewehaveonemonthstodothingswelovetodo.Wearefree.Althoughwehavesomehomework.Butwecanfinishtheminseveraldays.Andtheresttimewecanmakegooduseof.Mygod!Wehavebeenverytiredafterhardstudying.Inwinterholidays,Iwanttohavefullsleepandeatgoodfoodinordertoreplenishmyself.Lastbutnottheleast,Iwillhaveagoodrest.

这是我们暑假的第一天。我们大家都非常高兴。为什么呢？因为我们有一个月做我们都爱做的事。我们很空闲虽然我们有一些功课。但是我们可以完成它们的若干天。其余的时间我们可以好好利用。我的上帝！我们已经很疲惫后很难学习。在冬季假期我希望能有充分的很好吃的食物，以补充自己。最后但并非最不重要，我会好好休息。